About me, Cameron Michael Smith.

The most important day of my life was January 20th, 1999, the day I was born. On that day my world changed forever. The safe, warm placental sac I had grown up in was violently ruptured as I was expelled from my mother’s vaginal canal. It was the most difficult thing I have ever been through, but because of that struggle I have grown as a person. That was when my spiritual journey began. Ever since that day I have known with certainty that I am a superior being.

The fact that my genius is not yet widely recognized is clearly due to the fact that everyone is either too stupid to recognize greatness when they see it, or tragically ignorant of my existence. If it were otherwise, I would obviously be a millionaire by now from autographs alone. But alas, I shall prevail. My sacred gift will flood the world, as soon as I figure out how to get my online store to function properly. Until then, feel free to contract me directly if you wish to make a purchase or a donation. Generous donations will be rewarded with positive karma and a better incarnation in the next life, guaranteed. Purchases will also lend positive karma, plus you will own a copy of some of the greatest art ever made by the hands of man. History will thank you, and I will thank you.

You’re welcome.

Cameron Micheal Smith