About me, Sir Cameron Michael Smith, Esquire.

The most momentous day of my life was January the 20th, year 1999, the day I was born, as history will remember for untold ages to come. The earth and heavens shook when the warm placental sac I called home was violently ruptured, and my infant body was expelled from my mother’s vaginal canal. It was the most difficult work I have ever done. But because of that struggle I have truly grown as a person. That was when my spiritual journey began. Ever since that day I have known with certainty that I am a superior being, destined to usher in a new age of flourishing for mankind.

The fact that my unparalleled genius is not yet universally recognized is merely due to the fact that everyone alive today is either too stupid to recognize greatness when they see it, or tragically ignorant of my existence. But alas, I shall prevail. Soon my sacred gifts and blessings shall flood the world and finally cleanse its soiled face. But before that can happen, I need to perform the proper rituals to make my online store function properly, Until the ceremonies are complete, feel free to contract me directly if you wish to make a purchase or a donation. Generous donations will be rewarded with an explosion of positive karma and a better incarnation in the next life, guaranteed. All purchases also come with a surge of positive karma, plus you will own a copy of some of the greatest art ever made by the hands of man. History will thank you, and I will thank you, personally, from the astral realm.

You are welcome.

Cameron Micheal Smith